Here is the slag-off list people. These people are on the list because:

Myself Tobias Cunningham (I like to thank myself for doing things. I thanked myself when I finished slagging off the people below)

Chris Lynch (for pretending to actually be American. Well it's not really pretending it's as if he actually is American. Talk to him, you'll see. Who says ass in this country, eh?)

Calum Duff (you're just one weird boy. When you smile you look like a hungry duck. Sort yourself out and stop using them Grandaddy phrases!)

David May (I'm too kind to slag you off, David and that's because you hate Ben Evans. Need I say anymore?)

Will Gatley (for drawing pictures of Calum Duff's dad and then pointing at his eye and saying, "Look, he's thinking of poems.")

Kieran Brocklehurst (got a few questions right in Maths did you? I suppose Maths is your favourite subject now, right?)

Nathan Broadbent (you could do anything to Nathan and you wouldn't get hurt at all. If you hit him in the face he will chase after you but when he catches you he just stops as if nothing happened. He says that's the part where he QUOTE: "Can't be arsed.")

James Todd (Here's what Toddy said when I told him about how I slagged him off on the SBWF site. "You'll be hearing from me solicitor soon." Let's get a few things straight shall we? 1. I won't be hearing from your solicitor, will I? 2. You're not hard. You never will be. 3. I'm only messin' Toddy! You are hard and I mean that)

Kevin Anderson (I better not slag Kevin off just in case he re-arranges my face for me and I really don't want that to happen)

Darren Potts (who exactly do you think you are, boy? You walk around like you own the place, cough like some deranged hiker and then insist that your 'ONE' web site is more popular than all of this company's sites put together! I'm not even going to reply to that)

Anthony Crolla (why is it that when you've just been shouted at by Mrs. Ager your head suddenly steps into gear and moves around like one of those things that you spin around on a table?)

Nick Simpson (I'm not being funny or anything Nick but you have never made me laugh...ever. I know people slag you for trying just a bit too hard to make people laugh but you need to just accept that you're not that kind of person)

Steven Hamilton (I know some people get a bit giddy sometimes Steven but you just don't know when to stop, do you? You really need to calm down and get a firm grip)

Kate Holmes (just because you're the head girl doesn't mean you can tell everyone what to do, you know? You're too bossy. Teachers are supposed to tell people what to do not you, OK?)

Ben Evans (whenever you slag Ben to his face he gives you 'that look of Ben Evans confusion' as if you aren't really speaking to him. Ask Nathan to do an impression of him. He does a better impression of Ben Evans than Ben Evans)

Lee Casey (I used to think you were an alright guy, Lee, but now you do karate kicks on people and inflict a total of 0.001% damage of health on them)

*the people who I intend to add to this list soon are listed below*

Daniel Gibson
Sam Davies
Danny Roberts
Christian Heffernan
Leanne Flynn
Claire Ashbrook
Joanne Howse
Jason Lynch
Dean Lynch
Oliver Stephenson
Joe Stephenson
That guy with the big hangin' head